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George and I were relaxing yesterday over our applejack, having a serious discussion. I was telling him about the corporation transitions from "woke" to ESG. I limit my time researching these days to keep my attitude and humor up. I told him I'd let him know more later, when he asked me why human doctors were so into exercise. I told him they were trying to convince people that flying off the handle, jumping to conclusions, and running off at the mouth weren't proper exercise. He couldn't relate. I tried to tell him about life in the cities, and his eyes glazed over. When I informed him people actually played an app of a crick running to get sleepy instead of just walking to one, he just hung his head. He'd dreamed of reincarnation as a human, but with everything going on nowadays, the spectre was rather unpleasant, especially male pregnancy and not knowing the difference between genders. He was beginning to reckon that opposing thumbs weren't worth it all. I asked him if he'd ever seen a human "windmilling" in clay or mud, and he fell off his table. I told him that happens even more up north in the winter on snow and ice. Staircase accidents, too. Our ideas are far more intelligent. Two or more guys get together, they hang on the truck gunnels and kick dirt. Gettin' on/off the tractor or lawn mower. Changing attachments on your three point. Changing a fifth-wheel or swapping semi-trailers. Digging out your four wheel drive because that mud hole was deeper than you thought. Walking with a spring in your step, so WHEN you see the copperhead before you step on it, you "turbo-boost" over it. Learning how/when to run from critters that have you on their menu. NOT deer. Knowing you can escape rattlesnake velocity without breaking a sweat, and them fellers be QUICK ! Yeah, QUICK ! We ain't even gonna bring up the fine art of skeeter swattin'! Yeah, skeeters. Dang skeeters ! Then, my rodent closed the discussion. He asked why we never learned to scamper up a tree and use the inter-tree connecting system. He ALWAYS wins with that. Then, proves his point as I go in. Make sure the exercises you do are appropriate for your region and age. Ain't PERSONALLY met Sasquatch or a Heffalump yet, but reckon my rattlesnake dash'll save me. Has so far, anyway......wait. I'm hearing a high pitched "cuzzin" in my ear !