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Joe Biden dies in a fire. His body is burned so bad it can't be identified.The coroner calls Nancy Pelosi into the morgue to try to identify the body.She says, "Turn him over." She take a look at his ass and says, "Nope. That ain't him."The coroner then calls Kamala Harris into the morgue to try to identify the body.She says. "Turn him over." She takes a look at his ass and says, "Nope. That ain't him."The coroner asks her. "How can you tell?"Kamala Harris says, "Everyone knows Joe Biden had two assholes. Every time me and Nancy went anywhere with him we heard people say 'Here comes Joe with them two assholes.'"